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WORD on 14. Seriously. Just because it's fic doesn't mean it's an excuse to have poor grammar/spelling/punctuation/capitalization. That's what beta readers are for.

I see 16 as a problem with Japanese fics, because emoticons and stuff are so big over there. I haven't seen much in English fiction, but that also probably has to do with me being picky over English fic.

Another thing I notice is formatting. Some people format their stories oddly, using fonts that are harder to read, using weird alignments, or not putting space between paragraphs. But maybe that's just a pet peeve of mine.
Sometimes I think having a quality threshold at fic communities would be excellent; but then I remember how much that would slow everything down, and the arguments that would undoubtedly ensue. It's a nice dream though. x o
I, for one, am really tired of people writing Ryo like he should be on drugs in some high security mental asylum to stop him from killing people. When it's not even AU fic. He is seriously not that grouchy. ^^;
Hell yes. -_- Ryo is a person just like anyone else. Nobody's really that bad.
the worst word ever?

BULBOUS

oh yes. it has been done.

and i totally agree with #13. jin's brain is in his penis. that is why it's so big.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST SQUICKED MYSELF.
o and don't use 'penis' in porn. it's kind of safe but it is also not sexy. :| I READ PORN FOR HOT SEX. NOT FOR A HUMAN ANATOMY LESSON--

tsukimiso

10 years ago

I know it's hard to believe, but Akanishi Jin does actually have a brain.

Thank you
No problem. :D
wahaha, i can only understand the kattun-centric points, but really, i so agree with your thoughts. some fic writers today do tend to cheat their readers, either going overboard on "sense" or the lack thereof. but there still are gems in the rough that make me squeeee, thank god for that!
There are a bunch of obvious, yet decently elegant euphemisms for a guy coming that you could take your pick from. Don't ever use the word 'squirt'.

LMAO. agreed. squirt sounds so 5 year-old. *grossed*

squirt just saying it gives me the a tingling feeling...not in a good way lol
#13 - I absolutely ♥ you.

#14 - Hell fucking yes kthnx. I have no idea how many fanfics I've read (other than the JE fandom) where the language is totally not up to par. Hurts my eyes, really. T___T
It is accepted canon that Ryo has a quick temper. This does not make him six years old, and as such he is unlikely to throw a tantrum and storm off every time he is disagreed with. oh, come on, you know how funny it is? XD well...if it IS meant to be funny O_o

I know it's hard to believe, but Akanishi Jin does actually have a brain. same as for Ryo 8D

If what you've just written wouldn't achieve at least a high grade C in an English GCSE exam (finals at age 16), don't post it. Everyone has to start somewhere, but that doesn't mean you have to expose everyone else to it. THAT'S why I don't write fanfics. And some people shouldn't either.

15. and 16. okay people, THAT'S RIGHT. I don't care if someone wats to talk to a little fairy Ueda or something...keep that in your head.



I know I already commented on this, but GOD I LOVE THIS LIST. *flail*
This list is awesome ♥
hi i just joined this comm a few minutes ago and somehow i stumbled on this post(i don't even write fics, i just read them).

but anyhow, i just wanna say your fic guide is so hilarious, funny and so true!! i was laughing all the way till the end, totally enjoyed reading them.XD

it's 2 am right now and i'm feeling like crap coz i've work to finish and i need to wake up at 5.30a.m but your guide just cheered me up so much that i have to say thank you!!^^


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i've never seen someone referring to a tounge as a "wet muscle" and i'd love to keep it this way Ö__Ö'

7.+13.
brb LOLing forever. <3

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omg this sends pictures into my head *____*<3

i hope i'm able to follow your rules but i'm doing my very best xD
thx a bunch for this <3
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